lite soft penis

A soy hot dog over boiled.

son: Why does my soy hot dog look like a lite soft penis.
Mom: sorry son I boiled it to long.

brown bubble bath

When someone farts while taking a bath.

Mom: *knock knock* Honey, is everything alright in there? I heard a loud noise.
Son: Nothing, mom. I am just taking a brown bubble bath!

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