Vernal

A little hell hole of a "city" in Utah where 98% of the population are close minded hicks or mormons. The weather ranges between freaking hot to freaking cold. Theres a point system to how many prairie dogs you can hit on the way to Colorado. The school system is run by the not german nazis. The shittiest city on earth to attend high school in. A black meaningless void of which you'll never escape once you've set foot in it. A geographic anomoly in which everything is approximately 3 and half hours away

1. "My parents just moved me to Vernal and now I've become a psychopathic serial killer"
2."Uintah High School in Vernal: The most ghetto piece of shit you'll ever see.
3. "My cousin lived in vernal right before he went insane"
4. "Well, we can go to Salt Lake,"
"How long will that take?"
"Three and a half hours"
"Or we can go to Grand Junction,"
"How long will that take?"
"Three and half hours"

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