ballchinian

A really wicked alcoholic drink. Also known as "The Fiery Tongue Remover". Similar to the "Hell Mary".

Equal Parts Clamato juice, Pineapple Juice, and "Aftershock" hard liquor. Either in a shotglass, or on the rocks. Add a pinch of horseradish, dash of horseradish sauce, and/or wasabi to taste. Twist a lime slice (or whole lime if you're bold) over the glass edge and stick a scallion in as a casual stirrer and delicious finish to the drink.

"Yo man, you gonna drive us home tonight?"
"Sorry dude, I just had three ballchinians in a row. I can't even WALK straight. Better call a cab."

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trapeze artist

A flexible male engaged in a sex act which involves simultaneously anally penetrating and orally pleasuring one other person. Anybody flexible enough to go down on their partner while having sex. For a flexible girl, this invariably involves a strap-on, rimming, or both.

Damn, he's a trapeze artist in the sack!

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Stone cold

1. To be blatantly honest. To drop all pretense, abandon every code word, keep it real, and just answer straight-up.
2. To do something in a fair and honest manner.

1. "Stone cold, will you miss me?"
2. "That president is a stone cold winner."