CodeRage

The fury which shoots pain from behind your right eyeball through your entire cerebrum, shorting-out all higher functions and leaving one to rely on the "lizard brain" reflexes, like the fight or flight instinct. Not all cerebral-visual anger-pains fall into the category of CodeRage, so diagnosis is made based on the situation which elicits the symptoms. Only the logic-numbing frustration of computer coding malfunctions instigate this particular agony. Treatment involves avoiding light from computer monitors and anger management therapy. In some cases, the patient and his or her computer may need therapy to overcome their differences. In any case, it isn't the codes fault. You probably forgot some tiny punctuation mark, somewhere.

I was having a nerdtastic day, when my CSS ate my Javascript and I punched my monitor from a painspasm of CodeRage.

Farticle

An "article", usually online, that pretends to be informative but is full of hot air. They are often written by people who sound like they know what they are talking about, but are full of so much false information that they stink.

1) I read a gardening farticle claiming this native plant is invasive, so they clearly don't know the definition of an invasive species.
2) That "scientific" farticle referenced studies that actually had nothing to do with the topic.

Farticle

(N) Any "article" of suspect origin, generally found on Forums like Fbook. These "articles" stink, in terms of writing ability, are likely false or partially false, and are often just a bunch of hot air.

I read an interesting farticle on fbook saying dogs cannot burp. You think it's true?