Nitrus

The reason why the Vultures albums are so bad

Dr. Thomas Connely: "This needs to be a long term goal : get recreational Nitrous legalized. Meanwhile we master the delivery system with a 2 year head start"
Milo: "Surely you are joking. Prolonged misuse of of nitrous causes brith defects"
Milo: "Problems with B12"
Milo: "Why would anyone want to introduce another drug to an already depressed, addicted, demoralized and apathetic population of dopamine slaves?"
Ye: "Can I have the Nitrus today"

ζ

Used online as a dogwhistle for dogfuckers. Anyone with this in their profile is to be avoided, blocked or doxxed.

If coupled with a "pro-contact", reported to their police department.

A: "I'm a 46 year old ζ, pro-contact"
B: "kys"

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Cum Artifact

A Cum Artifacts are objects that have acquired online infamy due to having semen as a major part of them.

The most infamous Cum Artifacts are The Pony Cum Jar, The Cumbox, The Cumconut, The Cum Arm, The Jizz Powder and The Cum Dreamcast.

Mom: Hey Johnny, what is this bottle filled with milk i found under your bed?
Johnny: Ma, that's not milk...
Mom: Johnny, are you making Cum Artifacts again?

Post-Avatar Depression

A sadness or depression at the fact of not being able to live in a fictional world usually presented in a film, video game or book. It was given a name after the release of James Cameron's Avatar when a large amount of people expressed this feeling going as far as to say they are suicidal on internet forums. This phenomenon would later go on to inspire the creation of the Reality Shifting TikTok trend (Which is just dreaming, despite what the 14 year old girls would want you to believe.)

James: I'm really depressed after reading Harry Potter. I want to live in that world so bad.
Cameron: Well James, what you're feeling is Post-Avatar Depression. It'll go away in a few weeks.

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