Noob

One who fails to complete the simplest and most key tasks, generally a socially akward or irritating person.

Noob: (walks down street and trips over a ladybug)
OR
Crowd of normal, popular people: "No I love lost, it's a great show, did you guys see the one when.."
(Interrupted by noob)
Noob: "What's lost?"
OR
Noob to crowd of people, "Hey guys, what does milf mean?"

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Flat Stanley

One who lacks size in the boob/butt region, and therefore appears paper-thin from a side view.

(Girl walks past)
Guy 1- Dude she's hot I would bang her.
Guy 2- No way dude did u see her ass??
Guy 1- No I didn't.
Guy 2- Exactly cuz she's a flat stanley.

(Girl slips through crack in locked door, leaving the rest of the party to wait outside)
Student: Damn she's such a flat stanley.

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