bloopee

A dude who puts all women on a pedestal no matter what, and who most likely was raised by a single mom obsessed with feminism and victimhood.

A lady, any lady: I had to carry my grocery bags in by myself.
Bloopee: what?!?! That should never happen, ever! If I were there I’d have brought you roses and carried all your bags in for you. Men are scum.