marshfield

Marshfield is a small, trashy town just south of boston. They are well known for being outrageously gay and besides for rare individuals, they are complete and utter dirtbags. In there spare time, Marsh-vagans screw their dogs and cats or any other domesticated animal west of the Mississippi. Duxbury a town just south of Marshfield is known for its rich supply or caviar, beautiful estates and incredibly hot babes. Duxbury's partys are also known as the shit which every1 wants to be at and they outscore the trashy marshvagan's pathetic excuses for parties. Also in Marshfields spare time, they go to Wendys, which is the only civil, nice place to be in the whole town even though its still pretty gross and scummy. Marshfield has an awful waste management system that was outdated in thr 18th century making the whole town smell like a heaping pile of warm shit. Marshfield has terrible sports teams and is powned by Duxbury in every sport possible (especially Lacrosse, Football, and Wrestling) excluding badminton and competitive dog fighting, which no one in Duxbury gives a flying fuck about because they know badminton is just gay and dog fighting is for uncivilized douchbags that need an extra buck. All in all, Marshfield is just a real shitty place to live and should be taken off the map because every1 hates them.

- "Whats the difference between a marshfield baby and a baseball?"
-"1 you hit with a bat, and the other ones just a baseball."

-"How many Marshvagan's does it take to screw a light bulb?"
-" Marshvagan's don't screw lightbulbs, they only screw their sisters."

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