mouch

When a man sits/lays on a couch so long, he in turn becomes one with the couch.

Mike and Rob played halo from 5AM when I left for work till 5PM when I returned. Those two mouches need help.

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mouch

When your lazy friend/roommate stays on the couch and plays Halo so much, he becomes one with the couch.

Rob and Mike were on the couch when I left for work at 5AM, and when I returned at 5PM. Those 2 mo's are turning into a couple of huge mouches.

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Monkeybump

When two women rub grundles to stimulate clitoral regions, simulating when lesbian monkeys have been documented grinding like its 1999.

Jen "Hey Lisa, wanna monkeybump"

Lisa "Of course I would!...syrup or jelly this time?"

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scissorhump

(v) When two women rub va jay jay's, in turn looking like two scissors humping.

Marissa and Angela just went upstairs. I wonder if they are gonna scissorhump or munch rug.

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