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A bitter friend that would like to see you fail. The person is salty-sweet, doing nice things that secretly mean harm. This person gives gifts that on the surface seem harmless, but leave behind a cloud of glitter, making a mess that is bothersome and hard to clean. A Frenemy that is calculated and jealous.
That Glitter Bomb Bitch recommended a hair stylist that she knew would ruin my hair!
Architecturally understanding your stairs masterfully in the subconscious.
Not a day goes by where I feel complete and really understand life without first establishing my stairs.
My friend lost their flip flops, and I asked them, did you establish your stairs?
An ideal vessel for the dignified and impactful delivery of one's feces to an enemy. It must have a button and string clasp so that the recipient is held in suspense longer, anticipating the contents.
I will watch and count each time he slowly, curiously unwinds that manila envelope string. One, two, there's my poo!
I sent my ex's lawyer an anonymous manila envelope of my best wishes.