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Speeding up the ripening progress of a fruit or vegetable through self pleasure
My mom: The cucumber should be good, I spent an hour last night ripening it.
Trimming your pubic hairs
Iâm ready for my date tonight, I spent 15 minutes shearing the sheep today
Removing a condom
âDid you hear John tore his dick when he was peeling a banana?â
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The sound made when the bodies of 2 people smack against eachother
I was so sick last night, I could hear Eddie and Sara clapping all night
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Slowly moving your hand up someone elseâs thigh
Did you see Natalie and Eddie last night? He was climbing all over her.
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A blowjob given in a moving rv
She gave me a bumpy swallow on the way to destin yesterday