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A dildo that also happens to vibrate. A vibrator. This device can be used by females and males alike, however when used by the female they can stimulate the clit with the vibration, or penetrate the snatch with sheer force. The combination of these two however, can provide for a multi dimensional orgasm in which the female will cum like a baby gorilla.
Alex: hey dude, what are you up to tonight?
Jake: well, I was gonna hang with Kendall but she told me her buzzcock would probably do a better job. so I contemplating hanging myself since a buzzcock was replacing my crank piece.
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The ruler of Duloc in the Shrek movie series. Aka "that nigga." Farquaad is very short and it is noted in the movie that he is probably compensating for something. Known to have popped a boner when his magic mirror showed him a picture of Princess Fiona.
Lord Farquaad sent Shrek and Donkey to rescue Princess Fiona so that he could marry her and become a king. Little did he know that she was actually an ogre.
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A chick with a gross and stinky pussy. A stankiewitch usually becomes exposed by a dude who sleeps with her and she has a stankpuss and he decides to expose her. A stankiewitch would stand no chance during the Salem Witch Trials due to the possibility that she is brewing up a stink bomb.
Terren got really freaked out one night when he found out the girl he went home with was actually a stankiewitch. He came home angrily cussing because he submerged into a stankpuss.
The act of ejaculating inside of a girl while she is on her period. After doing so, the cum and the blood mix together into a single fluid, which is a catalina ranch mixture.
Terren: "Dammit dude! I blacked out and brought this chick home last night. Apparently she was on her period and my drunk ass busted a nut inside of her."
Steven: "That's gross! I bet there was that catalina ranch mixture all over your bed! You gave that hoe the fucking Catalina Ranch Mixer!!!"
Someone in your crew who you are always chilling with, yet he is the bitch of the crew who always gets shit on. He is always doing some dumb shit, and always getting made fun of, but people don't fully dislike him.
Alex: "Colin was being such a fucking jizzleneck last weekend. We had to walk home from the concert because his ass bailed on us to try to pound a chick who looked like my shits. She was so damn ugly!"
Eric: "Hey man, 2's need love too!"
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When a white woman is visiting Southeast Asia and she doesnât get the attention she wants because of how many smoking hot Thai girls are walking around that will sell themselves for $2 an hour. She then feels threatened and puts on a mean grimace, or a Western Scowl, because she isnât getting the attention she craved for being a white woman in Asia.
Jennie was walking around Bangkok looking like her dog died because the guys only cared about the hookers at Soi Cowboy. She had a total The Western Scowl on her face
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When a white woman is visiting Southeast Asia and she doesnât get the attention she wants because of how many smoking hot Thai girls are walking around that will sell themselves for $2 an hour. She then feels threatened and puts on a mean grimace, or a Western Scowl, because she isnât getting the attention she craved for being a white woman in Asia.
Jennie was walking around Bangkok looking like her dog died because the guys only cared about the hookers at Soi Cowboy. She had a total The Western Scowl on her face