manscape

when a guy shaves his pubic hair before a big event, date, etc.

"I have to manscape in the shower before my date tonite"

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paid dump

When you take a shit while on the clock at work i.e. getting paid to take a shit.

I had my morning coffee and then rushed to work for my favorite part of the day, paid dump.

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