Abercrombie and Fitch

Not to be confused with the old Abercrombie and Fitch, todays Abercrombie and Fitch is a classless and distastefull clothing store. Unfotunately people have come to believe that A&F is extremely preppy, none more so than the people who wear it. The irony is that A&F and its cousins Aeropostale, Hollister, and AE are nothing but cheap and sleazy, as compared to the real prep stores like Vineyard Vines, Polo Ralph Lauren, Brooks Brothers, and J.Crew. Therefore, those who wear A&F should not be looked upon as preps, but as promiscuous and tasteless. The slogans on A&F shirts prove my point as well as the near pornographic catalogs these stores distribute. These values are the exact opposite of true preps, who believe and in ettiquette and conservative/classy dress. A&F therefore is a sleazy store that middle class America associates with being preppy, while real preps just look at those trashy fifty dollar torn up polos and just laugh.

Trip: That girl thinks she's so preppy with her tiny Abercrombie and Fitch skirt and tiny top.
Maddie: It's such a shame A&F is the reason so many people have STD's.
Trip: Wanna hit the tennis club, Bif and Muffy just called and they are coming in the Range Rover.
Maddie: Sure. A&F is the opposite of preppy, and they think they are. Oh, the irony!
Trip: Don't worry, we were born with enough class and intellect not to associate with those classless wannabes.

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