wincest

The city of winsted connecticut

"where are you from?" "well golly, i dun be from dat dang wincest"

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Hate speech

Any phrase uttered by someone who isn’t a democrat

Republican: (anything)
Democrat: get out of here with that hate speech you bigot

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Step Brodeo

like a Rodeo, one guy is doing a chick doggie style (must be facing a window), without her noticing, he switches places with the girls step bother. The first guy then runs outside and knocks on the window. It is now the goal of the step bother to hold on as long as possible, while the girl starts bucking and kicking like a bull at the rodeo.

"Me and Jack pulled off a step brodeo with sally last week"

Frabble

Excessive stuff

"I got a load of pallets to burn and picked up some of the Frabble to use for kindling"

"I was driving and the plow Frabble sucked me into the shoulder"

tyfys

Short for "Thank you for your service" Usually said to hobbyist volunteer firemen that hit it hard from the yard.
Generally a sarcastic response, synonymous with "go fuck yourself"

volly: "i'm a volunteer firefighter but i do the same job as you"
paid guy: "tyfys"

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Thunder Butt

the fat guy at the pound in homeward bound

sassy (the cat): "this way thunder butt"

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Valley New Year

A made up holiday for a bunch of skells to get blackout drunk and act foolish.
Takes place the night before Thanksgiving

One valley new year, somebody got thrown off a bridge.

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