Me

Better than you.

You: I’m awesome!
Me: Well I’m awesome-ER.
You: *cries*

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Clint Clinton

A man who needs Jesus

Bill Clinton: He cute
Clint Eastwood: He’s dumb old Clint Clinton

redonkulous

A retarded term that people used in 2007, another word for “ridiculous.”

Emily: Yo my homie Todd, I think you got a text message
Todd: Dang it’s someone asking me who do I like.
Emily: Oh.. so who do you like?
Todd: Nobody.
Emily: That’s Redonkulous.

Skaters

A group of people who claim to not give an F, and then get offended by someone carrying a skateboard a different way from them

Kyle: Maybe I should try out skateboarding
John: Well that's fine, just don't become like skaters.
Tyler: YOU GUYS WROTE A DEFINITION ON URBAN DICTIONARY?!?!
Kyle: Shut up Tyler

Chad Kensington

A Rich 1980s Conservative who makes weird faces, he’s a huge pussy due to being sheltered most of his life. He’s also a momma’s boy, he is scared of Jason Voorhees.

Jenny: Did you see how Chad Kensington was screaming like a girl because of a Spider lol
Deborah: Hah! I know! He is just so Yellow.

October 20, 2030

I bet it’ll be a good day because it’s gonna be 10/20/30

John: Hey Dutch did you know today is October 20, 2030?
Dutch: Well we live in earlier times, John, I’m pretty sure it’s October 20, 1930
John: Don't we both die by then?
Dutch: oh.. uhhh

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Groypers

A group of Femboys pretending to be Neo-nazis

Nick Fuentes: GROYPERS RISE!

Traditionalists: Wtf

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