Kicker

The kicker is the guy on the football team who usually saves the team from a loss at the last second. Not really a part of the team unless they need him. Usually plays soccer and very sexy. Next to the quarterback the most important part of the team. And probably the position that takes the most balls because you have to kick by yourself in front 80,000 people. Always gets th ladies.

Cheerleader 1: Damn, check out that kicker over there. I'd fuck the shit out of him.
Cheerleader 2: Yeah he plays soccer to like David Beckham who is like so sexy.

Cheerleader 1: Let's Fuck em'!!!

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