wompems

Canned biscuits that have the seal that you must break by "womping" it on the counter to open it.

"With breakfast this morning why don't you open a can of wompems."

damnesia

when a good looking girl walks by you forget everything which is a severe case of damnesia

my buddy stopped mid sentence from a case of damnesia when the hottest girl in school walked by

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get housed

the act of gettin totally fucked up that wakin up in a different house doesnt suprise you

Back in the day we would get housed and wake up in our nieghbors garage.

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twat lock

the female equivalent of a "tea bagging"

After a friend passed out drunk after a party one of the girls at the party put him in a twat lock

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