Hope

Often at times hope is a synonym used for “hope you have a good day”. In rare occasions a child is named the word hope. If your parent names their child hope there most likely wishing you were not theres. Hope is a gray haired middle aged man. Can be found dipping there chicken nuggets into BBQ sauce they have strategically squirted in their belly buttons. Hopes do not make good boyfriends or companions due to there constant talent of annoying people and getting needy. Hopes usually are retired plumbers and live in dead trees looking for scraps like vultures. Hopes enjoy watching Disney Jr. shows and stalking young children. If you ever come upon such creature...R-U-N.

Young children: “we should go for a walk”
*children walk a block hear a strange noise in the tree above*

Young children: “It’s a hope run before he licks and nibbles you!”