Thirst

Being unbelievably motivated by an outside stimulus... so much in fact it consumes your entire life!!

Wearing the shoes you just bought at the mall... our of the store you bought it from!!

Calling your girlfreind for more hours than you've spent doing homework the entire semester

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meaning of life

The meaning of life is 43, not 42, damnit! That is the meaning of life, do not question it.

"Tyler."
"What?"
"What is the meaning of life?"
"43."
"Why 43?"
"Because it is, damnit! Do not question it."

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cones

a woman’s breast ( slang ) (usually used in the plural)

That bitch Pamela shur got some big fake cones.

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fight club

1) One of the best movies ever made, a sustained and eloquent attack on consumerism which also points out the pitfalls of being a mindless follower or "space monkey"...

2) A thing guys have on Saturday nights after plenty of beer, where they hit each other and laugh when they knock out their teeth or break their thumbs. The next day it feels like your whole body is one big bruise - and typing is kind of tricky.

BILL: I've never been in a fight.
BOB: Oh really.
BILL: Hit me as hard as you can.
BOB: OK.. (THWACK!)
BILL: Jesus Christ it really hurts! Why the ear, man?
BOB: (laughs)
Bill punches Bob back and leaves an imprint of his knuckles on Bob's jaw.
Bob swings at Bill again and knocks a chunk of his tooth out. Before long, Bill has Bob in a potentially lethal headlock, and Bob is punching him repeatedly in the testicles.

(next day)
Bob: Man, look at my face. It's all fucked up.
Bill: Man, look at my hand. It's all fucked up.
Both: Same time next week?

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antiwar protester

someone using their freedom of speech and freedom of assembaly to protest war, most recently the war on iraq

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sharded

When you go to fart and a little shit comes out instead

Lets go man I just Sharded in my pants!!

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Exodus

The name of an expansion for the card game Magic: The Gathering released on June 8, 1998. It was the 3rd expansion in the Tempest block (Tempest, Stronghold, Exodus).

Forbid, Mind Over Matter, Oath of Druids, Carnophage, Recurring Nightmare, Price of Progress, Survival of the Fittest, Null Brooch

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