widdle wood

To Masterbate, beat meat, jerk off, choke the chicken

I'm just going to stay here and widdle wood!

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waterfoul

A waterfoul happens when you are in the shower with your back turned towards the shower head. While letting the water run down your crack, let a big fart loose, the water muffels the gas making it sound like you are taking a shower with a duck or goose. QUACK, QUACK!!

Be sure it is just gas. A waterfoul is hard to clean up.

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