Queird

A word to use instead of the ever so lame and overused word, awkward.

Me: (spontaneously) Dude, Mathias's ass is so freakin' hairy...
You: (thinking to say awkward, but remembers UrbanDictionary.com) Queird...

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Noanzer

To be that which is known as Noah. Noah is wat everyone wishes to be, but shall never achieve. He is great, he is groovy, he is NOANZER!!!

Man, I wish I was a Noanzer.

joneser

A loser who failed his temps test half a dozen times and didn't get his lisence till he was 19.

Chris: Oh man, we are on our way to college.
Torey: Yeah, hey did you here that TJ just got his lisence?
Chris: But isn't he 19?
Torey: Yeah, he is a Joneser.

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curdskirtin

When you and a gang of your friends dress up in very slippery clothing on a rainy night and go sliding down hysterically wet hills into puddles.

Chris: Dude, did you see Sadex curdskirt all the way down that hill?
Antonio: Yeah, let us go check if he is drowning.
Chris: No, he is a big guy now, he can handle it.

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Ferq

Someone who loves to say stupid things spontaneously, also someone who likes to say something that was funny once, repetitively.

Tommy: Hey dude, PINEAPPLE BUTT!!! Hahahaha(annoying laugh)
Ben: Dude, Tommy, that was funny once, that was it, you ferq.

no probalo

Senor Cardgage Mortgage's way of saying no problem.

Senor Cardgage: Valerie need home lawn, no probalo

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torra borra

Uuber Goober. Someone who knows a lot of nonsense that people do not give a rats ass about. Also, the king of all kinds of sausage and salami alike, thats right folks, salami.

Torra Borra: The circumference of the square root of 17 oranges is equal to that of the pound total in kilobytes of a d-ram processor.
Me: Torey, go play DDR.

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