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when one masturbates, then immediately following, eats
Dude I just got the jizz fingers when I didn't wash my hands after jerkin my gerkin
4👍 5👎
picking something up without even thinking about it
(after picking up his keys from the table before rushing out the door)
- "dude you just katamaried that shit"
7👍 13👎