The Four Finger Discount

When a young man procures free or discounted items from a female food service worker by letting his fingers do the walking.
-This act can be performed under a table, in a kitchen, or in a bathroom. Just remember to always wash your hands before handling the food.

Dude I was eating at GW last week and the server totally gave me the four finger discount.

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Jenn-ay

A teenage girl usually (14-18) who continually does things that are bad for her in order to find love and affection from a man. However, this young woman rarely finds what shes looking for. -Comes from the way the main character pronounces name of the promiscuous-hippie character "Jenny" in Forrest Gump.

Dude, that Alex girl is such a Jenn-ay. I swear she never finds what shes looking for.

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tickling her fancy

a polite way to describe mutual masturbation with a female

"Dude last night I was totally tickling her fancy when her brother walked in and beat my face in."

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Jizz Drunk

When a young man, (usually between the ages of 14 and 21) goes against the advice of his friends and relatives to make regrettable decisions with sub-parr females because he is so horny.

"Dude, Parker, quit chubby chasing with that Lauren chick."

"I can't help it, dude! I haven't had a girl in months. I'm Jizz Drunk!"

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