Tyler

A weird guy who feels connected to protein shakes. His pillows are damp from drool and his clothes are 3 quarters of the way washed. In presence of the number 7, he feels elevated and can touch the moon sky. He enjoys taking pictures of his right pinky toenail and showing it to his pet piano. He uses his forehead to press the space bar and only types with his pinkies. When he gets on a public bus, everyone releases their ants as they know he’s an anteater. His collection of euphoniums impresses all the intergalactic stars that lurk in the atmosphere up above. He puts tissue on doorknobs and sticks spoons into electrical sockets. He buries socks underground in hopes that the slugs will be happy. Overall, Tyler cannot walk.

Person 8: I’m pretty sure I’m not one to be the grass
Person 31: Tyler thinks negative…
9th person: wow

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Quacetplentdog

Pronounced kwa-kwet-plent (silent dog)

Quacetplentdog is an extremely good trait to have. This well known adjective is used across countries all over the globe. If you haven’t heard of this word it means taking care of your plants. OR to bypass unicorn trees. Assuming you won’t be bypassing unicorn trees, you should use this word for school tests as it gives a 93.572% win rate. True OG’s know that this word was discovered in the depths of the Kitchegen River. In the Plent-dog County thus, it’s name is Cwacetplentdog. If you’re wondering why it is spelt differently the second time, it is because you are meant to spell this word differently after every usage of it. Thus, the word Kwaplentsegdog is a very versatile word and can be used in many situations. Many situations including: Passage of snow covered bagels, outlets causing riots, sand in your pants, epilepsy headphones warning and eating a smas-berry. Finally, PlentKwacetdog can be used for stuff.

6th person: Wow bro, I really Quacetplentdog
Person 8: Dogplentkwacet*
9th person: E
Tyler: I am feeling elevated by the 7th person.