emo hater

Someone who, 90% of the time, has music taste that is even worse than so called emo fans.

The most rabid emo haters usually listen to brainless mall metal, play World of Warcraft 19 hours a day, beat off to anime porn, wear clothing with dragons on them, are overweight, and envy emo fans because as pathetic as emo kids are, they still have more friends and are more likely to get laid more than them.

Either that or they're braindead wanksters who like ICP and that lot, spend all their rich parents money ricing out their hondas, think their tough, take pride in fucking STD-ridden skank whores, and will never amount to anything in life.

Cool people who dislike emo are usually apethetic about the genre as a whole, as there is much worse out there.

Emo haters need to reaize that there are at least half a dozen music scenes that are even worse than emo.

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Juggalo/Juggalette

The male and female names for individuals suffering from a severe genetic disorder usually brought about by inbreeding and/or having extra chromosomes.

Juggalo/Juggalettes are easily identifiable by the following symptoms:

-obesity
-clown make-up
-pale complexion (even without make-up)
-a affection towards piss poor rapping by clowns
-heavy Faygo consumption
-below average height
-acne
-primate-like stature, usually caused by injuries sustained during backyard-'rasslin bouts
-oversized, heavily-stained jerseys
-poor communication/English skills
-illiteracy
-apathy ("not giving a fuck" as they say)
-incoherent, angry ranting directed at "feminem"
-bouts of drooling and dribbling lips with finger

If you encounter a Juggalo/Juggalette, it is best to remain calm. Do not try to make conversation, as this may damage your IQ. Avoid eye-contact if possible, as it is impolite to stare. Remember that Juggalos/Juggalettes are human beings (as hard as it may be to believe) and can still be valueable members of society and are worthy of our respect.

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