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A zit in your nose that hurts like fuck.
I have a nose zit and it hurts like fuck.
37π 9π
1. A word that sounds like the word it describes.
2. A six syllable word used by smart asses to sound more clever than they really are.
1. Fwap-fwap-fwap is an onomatapoeia.
2. Isn't Megan a smart ass?
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The last words that Palmer heard were from his treacherous Second Lieutenant. In a mincing voice, Pino yelped with glee, "Now I'll be able to cut your lunch again, Brian! Nagem is mine! All mine!"
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The visual effect of pulling your underwear up so high that either testicle hangs out its respective leg hole.
Brian and Jaymz had no fucking idea what to do with pale pink lacey g-strings, both of them being professional virgins. Jaymz put them on his head, crotch over his mouth and poked out his tongue, doing his best impression of a spitting viper. Brian put them on in the right place, but his balls were hanging out either side. "Look!" he exclaimed with glee, "I'm a blowfly!"
12π 8π
Four homosexual cretins whose names are generally forgotten by humans over two foot three inches.
In an instant, Palmer's life flashed before his eyes. Regrets, he'd had a few. But then again, too few to mention. His first regret was that in a hypomanic state preparing his assault team for combat, he had forgotten to put on his black combat boots. Instead, he was lying on the ground, dieing in his Γ’ΒΒThe WigglesΓ’ΒΒ socks. Secondly, he had never shared his seed with the one love of his life, Nagem.
39π 63π
To do something, usually forbidden, in a sly, sneaky manner.
They were thankful for the sunglasses. It enabled them to surreptitiously cast their joint gaze over Damina's ravishing body.
47π 16π
Two bullet shots to the head in close succesion and close proximity made by an experienced marksman.
Just then, two shots rang out. Palmer slumped to the ground, having taken a double tap to the back of the head from 2nd Lt Pino Martello's sidearm; apouncy little Beretta 22.
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