An African American that has consumed so many bourbon related beverages they have devolved into a new state of being. They have an extreme propensity for violent and irrational behavior. This state also has the lowest observable brain activity of anyone that has become a bourbon coon.
as the plume of coon dust(UD) and cocaine cleared out of the room. Hakeem was found near a pile of Bourbon bottles and dead hooker bodies. The investigators were keenly aware they have made contact with an ultimate primal bourbon coon.
An African American that imbibes too much bourbon and/or bourbon barrel ages beers.
Johnny was out on a Sunday afternoon drinking bourbon barrel aged beers. He drank himself into a fit and began to rage. Johnny is now a bourbon coon.
any compact car with every seat or more completely occupied with black people.
while driving down the road, I passed a geo metro filled with five coons. I turned to my wife and said, "look at that coon biscuit!"
dipping your food into sauces that have spilled onto the ground.
Johnny went ground dunkin when he spilled his mustard onto the dirty concrete and began to dip his nuggets in the sauce.
An African American than has reverted to an early stage of development. They also have a significantly devolved brain. This can happen when they use too many drugs; notably crack cocaine.
Julie wants to play with a black boy. Please don't Julie, that is a primal coon. You could get hurt because they don't understand anything.