When you smother your pubic area with Vaseline and light it on fire and masturbate
"So what kind of stuff are you into daddy"
"Irish Crotch candles mostly ;)"
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When you squish a cockroach and use the guts as lube for butt sex
"Drew was amazing! He gave me a Colombian cockroach killer!"
When a male gags himself until he vomits into a females gapping ass then they both continue to drink it out with silly straws
"So how'd your date with Drew go?!"
"It was amazing he gave me a bowl of Mexican fruity pebbles!"
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