Bumpus

A. A very smug individual that thinks they are better than everyone. Never smiles. If you are hungry you want a Bumpus around, very good at cooking.

B. Another name for male member or penis.

Chad: Look at that guy over there standing there with his arms crossed that thinks he's sweet.

Tyler: What a douche, he looks like a total Bumpus.

"I was so horny last night and couldn't get any pussy to come over so I had to beat my own Bumpus."

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