When you see a girl so thicccc that you pass out because all the blood in your body goes straight to your dick
âYou I think the guy as No Blood to your headâ
âYeah Iâm about to too look at her ass man...â
A 30 year white virgin with a heavy beard wants to met someone new so they clean shave there beard but forget to shave there side burns and they look fuckin retarded
âYo mr Phillips is a deviled egg with side burnsâ
âI know sad rightâ
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