tool

Someone who's a poser and hangs out with his poser friends and does poser stuff such as listening to Coldplay.

The aforementioned poser may also be constantly listening to music with his earbuds, and reply to you with one word when you attempt to make conversation.

Alec: Hey man! You know that movie we watched in class? Pretty good movie, eh?
John: *takes out one earbud* Huh?
Alec: That movie we watched in class was pretty good, don't you think?
John: Yea. *puts earbud back in his ear*
Alec: Man, John is such a tool!

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Facebook poke

A feature on Facebook which allows users to interact without actually talking. Many guys falsely perceive it as a way for girls to indicate that they want to have sexual intercourse with said guy.

Guy #1: "Whats good, nigga? LaNeesha facebook poked me. Dat bitch deff wants the D."

Guy #2: "Shit Tyrone, get it together!"

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McMansion

A giant, ugly immitation-mansion house. No, wait, it doesn't deserve to be called a house. It's fast food in house form. In the 1990s, they began popping up in suburban housing developments, each lawn usually perfectly landscaped. That and the ugly poorly built fairy-tale castles make those developments look too much like Disney Land. The worst part is that they're taking over America, because every new house built, no matter what the style, looks like a McMansion.

My friend moved into a McMansion yesterday. I can't understand why.

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