Vodka

Liquid found in rivers, lakes, bars, veins, rain, dew, and ground in and surrounding the quiant country of Poland. Its origins are most likely based off the Polish word for water (woda-->wodka(then through a dumb translation)-->vodka(stupid Anglo-Saxon pronounciation)). It is an odderless alcoholic beverage, and it is very potent. A Polish (and Russian/Ukranians) blood alcohol limit is higher (scientific fact) then other world ethnicitys because of the high consumption of this liquid over these countries history. Its dirt cheap. You can buy it anywhere from bars, liquor stores, gas stations, the guy down the street, to little Piotreks backyard shed. It comes in a wide variety of potencies, anywhere form 40% and up really. Take your pick. Most people who dislike the drink, have: 1.) Drank shitty Smirnoff (which is the WORST excuse for vodka I have ever had the displeasure of drinking a 26er of). 2.) Enjoy female drinks like American/Canadian beer/draft, coolers, or tasty(read=pussy) alcohols like "sambuca" or "flavored rums". 3.) Never tried REAL vodka from: Poland, Russia, Ukraine, or any slavic nation. 4.) Have neve rhad Zubruwka (one of the best vodkas I ahve ever ahd the pleasure of drinking a 40 of).

Examplse of Vodkas, many, many uses.
"I had a rat infestation, so I put puddles of vodka on the ground"
"My boss pissed me off so I injected him with vodka"
"My wife pissed me off so I drank a bottle, and she didn't piss me off anymore"
"uwalilem sie jak zwierze, cyzsta wodka!"Remember, when in a bar in Poland all you need to remember is:
Vodka, czysto, z lodem. A few of those, and your dandy!

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polak

The Polish word meaning Pole. However, in English, this has become a racial slurr/derogatory title for a person of Polish descent. This is ofcourse undofrtunate, but English speaking people are not to call a Polish person a Polak, because the proper term for this in the English language is , Pole. This is jsut a warning obviosuly, some ignorant imbeciles may argue this, but call a spade a sapde. Unless you are one of us, don't use the term Polak about us. This will only lead to you getting your jaw smashed in.
And Poland has acheived many things, unlike some nations in the world. Especailly when it comes to warfare, but we don't ahve to mention again how the Allies sat around on their asses until 1941 before they did something to stop Hitler...

"Man that guy is such a Polak-"
*crunching of jaw bones*

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