fencing

A sport where if you're a "dry" novice. You will be plagued with terrible, apathetic judges and crazy old directors. Where they say things like "distance parry" and give points to people that hit your foot or your mask!

Go electric as soon as possible!

"Oh man, because I won against him during pools, now he's not even looking while judging! How awesome."

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UCSD

A place for those who were rejected from UCB/UCLA.

I was rejected from Cal and UCLA, but I was accepted into UCSD. Oh well.

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UCSD

A place for those who were rejected from UCB/UCLA.

I was rejected from Cal and UCLA, but I was accepted into UCSD. Oh well.

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wet blanket

Someone who is over-emotional. One who dwells on their negativity.

"Ah man that stupid emo guy always whines about stuff, what a wet blanket!"

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lame duck president

A President that already served his/her first term.

It usually means that the President can focus on different things now since they know they have nothing to lose (usually).

"George W. Bush is a lame duck president now!"

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bubblegum

A genre of music from the late 60's to the early 70's that was aimed towards pre-teen audiences. Usually involved upbeat sounds, and superficial lyrics.

"Now I'm going to listen to my favorite bubblegum artist while eating my Wonder Bread!"

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the warrior's prayer

The only prayer any true warrior needs to know.

Mentioned in two songs by Manowar, one of the best bands out there.

This prayer also beats all other prayers, I think any hot woman would be aroused after hearing this in her bedroom.

The Warrior's Prayer

"Gods of war I call you
My sword is by my side
I seek a life of honor
Free from all false pride

I will crack the whip
With a bold mighty hail
Cover me with death
If I should ever fail

Glory, majesty, unity
Hail! Hail! Hail!"

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