UCSD

A place for those who were rejected from UCB/UCLA.

I was rejected from Cal and UCLA, but I was accepted into UCSD. Oh well.

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epic

1) It is a long poem or narrative, usually glorifying a cultural hero of that time.

2) Nearly the best weapons any class could have in the Everquest series (although later expansions would have better items available).

3) A genre of movie that is similar to the first definition.

"The Illiad is an epic that revolves around Achilles and Hector of Troy or something."

"OMG my epic takes too long, I quit."

"Braveheart was quite a good epic!"

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Stanford University

An evil bastion of California conservatism. Condoleezza Rice used to teach Political Science there.

Their art museum is quite nice though.

"It took me FOREVER to find parking at Stanford University!"

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phi theta kappa

A 2-year fraternity/sorority/honors society that accepts anyone with a 3.5 GPA or higher, about 12-18 units, and some money to waste. Only reason to join is for one's application to a 4-year institute. Their "leadership conferences" are a joke.

Oh! I received an acceptance letter from Cornell purely on the basis that I'm in Phi Theta Kappa?

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apologist

One of those annoying douches who apologizes before saying something horribly offensive, ignorant, or demeaning to you. The apology is supposed to make it nicer somehow--or they're attempting to be PC (which is annoying as well).

These type of people also lose credibility on their beliefs since it conveys less confidence about their beliefs.

I'm sorry, but I think you're going to Hell for not being baptized.

I'd like to apologize in advance but I think you're a huge, worthless douchebag.

Quit being an apologist.

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kush

An ancient African kingdom which some argue influenced Egypt and the Western world as we know it.

Traditionalists and current evidence support that Sumer was the first civilization however.

"That Kushite sure made cute, little pyramids!"

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tekken five

The newest installment of Tekken, where Nina and Steve are God Tier characters!

Full life combos are also possible on CH (counter-hit).

This game was created after polling a bunch of players due to the negative reviews of Tekken 4.

"Arghhh I can't pull off an EWGF!~"

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