may 28

national eat ur fridge day. not just the stuff in the fridge but the juicy metal stuff on the outside

person1: ayy bro i’m starving
person2: me too bro let’s get food
person2: wait is it may 28
person1: hell ya

November 6

Give ur crush violet ur hoodie

Hey violet
Violet "ya"
Here's my hoodie
Violet "y"
It's November 6 duh

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cow

a pink and white thing that rolls in mud and shits bacon

person1: yo look it’s a fuckin cow man
person2: yo that shit is sexier then my girlfriend

Rammstein

1- Great German band, not Nazis, just telling truths and deep things.

2- Ramses+Frankenstein=Rammstein

1- We are livi'n in Amerika, Amerika, is wundabarrrrr...

2- Oh no! the pharaoh Ramses parts were given to Frankenstein, now Rammstein has born! LMAO

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