wino

1. A Hemingway hero.
2. A University of Chicago undergraduate student during midterms/finals who drinks excessive amounts to dull the pain of academic rape.
3. Any University of Chicago student pondering the job market and realizing that she or he must remain in academia.

After my Stellar Astronomy and Astrophysics midterm, I decided that for the rest of my undergraduate career I would be a wino who only attends classes in the humanities.

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