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The sexual act of putting many condoms on one’s penis, with more condoms equating to greater holiness. This allows Mormons to have sex before marriage without it counting in the eyes of God.

Person A: “Bro I was stacking 25 deep on Katie last night.”

Person B: “That’s amateur numbers, man. I went over 40 stacked on Mary-Sue the other week.”

by U.S. Senator Mitt Romney March 13, 2022