Butthole fission

When you split your asshole like a plutonium atom

"The energy of the future is butthole fission"

Wet toast

Just like normal toast except created by bringing the toaster in the bath with you.

"I hate my life :("
"Go make some wet toast then."

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Full house

The act of rubbing fuzzy dice onto the scrotum generating static electricity to form on the pubic hair. You then proceed to use your electrified pubes to fuck your girlfriend to shock her into an orgasm.

"Dude try these dice! I used to pull a Full House on your girlfriend!"

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