UCF

1. It is a parking lot for limebikes. They are left in the craziest of places including on roofs of buildings and up trees. They mysteriously gather up in groups every knight. Some say that they are haunted.

2. Knight puns. Knight puns are everywhere. Legend has it that UCF Alimni will never be able to spell the word knight without a k.

3. FOOTBALL. "WE WANT 'BAMA!!!!!" UCF is undefeated and will destroy anyone in their path.

4. Under Construction Forever, U Can't (or Can) Finish, Underrated in College Football

5. A place where most people say the mascot is Knightro or a Pegasus. Outsiders think that it's mascot is a mouse. However, true UCF fans know that its real mascot is Nugget the pony.

Friend: You go to UCF? You must go to Disney all the time.

UCF Student: No, I'm broke. In my free time I go to football games and try to find the craziest places to put limebikes. Anyway, it's getting late. I have to go. Goodknight.

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