Shit Sprinkler

1. A person who has had a shitty experience and, by virtue of their personal disposition, ensures that everyone around them share that shitty experience either directly or indirectly through misdirected rage.

2. A creature that continues to rotate or move while defecating so as to disperse the shit throughout an area.

3. A spewing of uninformed, unfounded, heavily biased, poorly worded and generally unintelligible opinion to a broad audience.

1a. Thibaut Pinot in the 2015 Tour de France was a Shit Sprinkler who sprayed his mechanics and teammates after disappointing performances.

1b. When I stubbed my toe and smashed my favourite porcelain cat figurine on the floor, I had my kids/spouse/servant clean it up while berating him/her about how much the figurine cost and how it was coming out of their spending money. Making them realize how much I was suffering by making him/her suffer made me feel better.

2. Damnit, my dog is such a shit sprinkler at night which forces me to feel around in the dark for clean-up.

3. Looking at the comments section of most news websites is willingly running through a Shit Sprinkler.

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