dirty lampost

Putting Reeses peanut butter on your hands, and slapping an individual a hi-five (or low five!) that posesses peanut allergies. After this, tell them you are going to call the hospital, but don't

College Guy 1: Yo i had this really gay roomate last semester, but i managed to get a new one
College Dude 4: Really how'd you manage to Pull that off
College Guy 1: i gave that faggot a dirty lampost and now hes dead
College Dude 4: Nice, you rule almost as much as Project Pat

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bucher

a special type of power mullet which hair not only flows downward but also on the top of the head rises upward two or three inches. Looks well on a person wearing a hawaiian shirt, sweat shorts, and sandels with socks

the effect of an ignored santulli

KID 1: Oh wow just look at that bucher
Kid 2: its just a beauty

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