Homework

Homework is the WORST fucking thing u can do in UR FREE TIME. U can watch PORN during ur free time but the government forces us do complete 4 FUCKING hours of homework every FUCKING day.

Math teacher: U HAVE FUCKING HOMEWORK TO COMPLETE FOR TOMORROW

Me: Watches porn all night and doesn’t complete homework

School

U spend ur child life here, it’s basically prison but 5 year olds rot in it. Ur math teacher is a gay pussy and everyone in ur class is dumb as shit. A sexy girl might say to u, wanna fuck? but you are so stupid to know what this means so u say yes. Some mad Ned might offer u some weed and u say yes cuz u are so stupid. The children say FUCK SCHOOL but the government is telling us we need to be educated but FUCK this shit. U fail ur math test but who the FUCK cares

Fuck school

Fortnite

A game that you shouldn’t play because it’s gay and a waste of time. You will get angry a lot and you will break ur play station. You will never get good enough to get wins and I know u have 0 solo wins. Kids play minecraft instead

Chris: *dies* in fortnite
His burd: *dies* in fortnite
Chris:*breaks his PlayStation

His burd *installs fortnite*