Elto

The legend of Dauruno. Dauruno is an imaginary country that features famous people, ancient legends like The Elto, and ancient dungeons with statues of the ancient legends and the legend stories.

P1: Last night I dreamt about going to Dauruno.
P2: Me too! I dreamt of seeing The Elto in Dauruno.

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Dum

how dumb people type dumb

Untitled document by dum person
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any word

What urban dictionary tells you to type in the search bar.
I'm assuming you got to this definition by listening to Urban Dictionary.

Type any word...

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Erection

What happens to a man when he thinks about hot girls

Man: 8=====================================================================>
Really hot girl: Wow that's a huge erection!

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leave the house

When there is a fire in your house at midnight when you're sleeping. You think it's just a nightmare but it's real.

12:00 am (sleeping)
12:01 am: Fire Alarm: BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! BEEP!
Anthony: (yawn) oh it's just a dream I'll go back to sleep
Andrew: NO THIS IS REAL WAKE UP LET'S LEAVE THE HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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God

1.
THE MOST POWERFUL
THE ALL KNOWING
THE ALL SEEING

THE ALL HEARING
ETC.

2. What is said when someone is very impressed, astonished, or very unimpressed.

Billy: God has talented John.

Bob: Yes.
Sara: *walks by Billy and Bob* OH MY GOD, LOOK AT JOHN!

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LISTEN CHILD

What mom tells child when he disobeys her.

Mom: Please sweep the floor.
Child: *Doesn't listen*
Mom: Listen child!

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