URMOMYOSUCKA

what the urban dick-tionary calls you when you login with google

Bill: URMOMYOSUCKA
A Bull: *kills*

Math

something that is bad and should not exist (mental abuse)

Person 1: I hate math. Its annoying

dick

a good thing

Person 1: Whatś good
Person 2: a dick

Batman

a really awwesome superhero who everyone dresses up as for halloween if they like superheroes and has everything bat-themed and literally cannot be killed because hes batman

BECAUSE I'M BATMAN

ASSBITCHCOCKDICKFUCKSHIT

a great thing to say to ur mom, ur dad, ur grandoarents, ur siblings, ur cousins, ur teachers, ur students, ur principal, ur vice principal, and ur strangers

Colin Xu: ASSBITCHCOCKDICKFUCKSHIT, Please reply!
Ur Mom: Thanks for saying ASSBITCHCOCKDICKFUCKSHIT, Colin Xu!
Ur Dad: Thanks for saying ASSBITCHCOCKDICKFUCKSHIT, Colin Xu!
Ur Grandparents: Thanks for saying ASSBITCHCOCKDICKFUCKSHIT, Colin Xu!
Ur Siblinds: Thanks for saying ASSBITCHCOCKDICKFUCKSHIT, Colin Xu!
Ur Cousings: Thanks for saying ASSBITCHCOCKDICKFUCKSHIT, Colin Xu!
Ur Teachers: Thanks for saying ASSBITCHCOCKDICKFUCKSHIT, Colin Xu!
Ur STudents: Thanks for saying ASSBITCHCOCKDICKFUCKSHIT, Colin Xu!
Ur Principal: Thanks for saying ASSBITCHCOCKDICKFUCKSHIT, Colin Xu!
Ur Vice Principal: Thanks for saying ASSBITCHCOCKDICKFUCKSHIT, Colin Xu!
Ur STranger: Thanks for saying ASSBITCHCOCKDICKFUCKSHIT, Colin Xu!

Jester

what Justin draws for a living and draws so bad and fails miserably that his art grades look like an O

Justin: Hey, I drew a jester
Colin Xu: No, that jester is bad like ur life