Roggles

Roggles, otherwise known as Rochester Goggles, are invisible goggles worn my men at the University of Rochester to make the girls instantly become better looking.

The visual effects of Roggles are roughly equivalent to 5 shots of Everclear, and a 4 Loko.

Roggles are a necessity for a male at the University of Rochester if he wants to even consider getting with a semi-attractive girl.

Jered: "Damn dude! That girl is hotttttt!"

Elijah: "Holy shit that girl is smokin'"

Stephon: "Are you guys serious? Take off your Roggles!"

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