Cat

A small, cute, furry animal that eats mice. They also like people to send them toe pics and will burn your face off with lasers. Just ask Jon Taylor. He was given 48 hours to live after feeling the might of a cat's powers. Scientists also estimate that robo-cats will take over the world and eliminate the human race by 2037.

Warrior 1: bro that cat just melted off Harry's face!

Warrior 2: 'course he did bro. Don't you know what cats can do to humans?

Warrior 1: but it looked so cute and fluffy with those wide eyes!

Maths Teachers

A collective name for a group of people who can't teach shit. Our recent studies have found that 46.3% of people taught by maths teachers are dumb shits.

Kid 1: aren't maths teachers such dumb shits. They can't teach for their lives!

Kid 2: i know right! I don't know anything 'cause this teacher is so shit. What is 2+2? How would I know!

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