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cum-holes are a guy's mouth and asshole.
My roomie, Matt, uses both my cum-holes every day!
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cum is the sticky, cream-colored fluid that comes out of a guy's dick when he has an orgasm
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cum is the yummy cream-colored fluid that comes out of a guy's dick when he jacks off and has a cumgasm
Oh shit! I just had an awesome cumshot and sent ropes of cum flying!
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A star-gasm is the awesome release of cum that occurs when a guy gets stoned, jacks off and blows his load -- he sees stars!
Wow! I smoked some Shake, had a cumgasm, and had a star-gasm!
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A Penalty Box is a large cardboard box with dick-sized holes on all sides that guys can stick their cocks in so they can get sucked off or fuck the assholes of other guys.
I had to spend three hours in the Penalty Box sucking dicks, getting fucked in my butt-hole, or getting spit-roasted by my soccer team-mates because they said I lost the game!
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A minute-man is a guy who can jack off and cum in a minute or less.
Man -- when I'm horney, I can be a minute-man!
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chicken is an under-age boy who older guys like to have sex with.
When I was a chicken, I was constantly chased by chicken-hawks!
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