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Plunk your magic twanger, Froggie ! is a term used to tell a guy to jack off.
Why don't you you just Plunk your magic twanger, Froggie !
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point & shoot is what my cadet roomie, Matt, tells me to do when he wants me to cum when he's jacking me off.
Matt said "point & shoot" when I was about to blow my load -- I did and I had an awesome rope-gasm!
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A naked scuba suck-gasm is the orgasm a guy has when his diving buddy sucks his dick and gives him an under-water blowjob and cumgasm.
My cadet roomie, Matt, went scuba-diving, and I gave him an under-water naked scuba suck-gasm and swallowed it!
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splooze is the orgasm a guy has when he's jacking off and has a cumgasm where his jizz just oozes out of his dick.
I was taking care of my morning wood, and when I had a cumgasm, my cum didn't spurt - it sploozed out!
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A cock-fight is a sexual act - a contest between two or more guys where each guy with a raging boner "sword-fights" the others with their hard dicks -- the first to lose his erection has to suck the others off.
Now and then, a bunch of us horny cadets get together for a good cock-fight!
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A lude-gasm is the orgasm a guy has when he stays at his brother's apartment on Russian Hill in San Francisco, takes a Quaalude, goes to a gay dance bar on Polk St, meets a guy, goes home with him, goes to bed wih him, gets fucked in his boy-hole, sucks the guy's dick while jacking off until both guys have ludegasmic ludegasms.
One time when I was in the City, I visited my brother and did a lude - later in the night, I had a cumtastic lude-gasm while sucking this dude's cock!
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Score ! is what a guy shouts before giving another dude a fist-clinched, back-handed smack! to the sac-de-noix of his team-mate.
I grabbed my nuts when I heard someone shout "Score !", and everyone laughed!
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