Zen-gasm

A Zen-gasm is the cumgasm a guy has when he's stoned and jacking off and wondering what is feeling what -- is his dick feeling his hand, or is his hand feeling his dick?

Wow! I just got lost in my Zen-gasm, think I'll do it again!

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aborted cumgasm

An aborted cumgasm is the orgasm a guy DOESN'T have because someone opens the door to his room

without knocking.

I used to have aborted cumgasm if another cadet came into my room without knocking, but now I don't care if they want to watch or join in!

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watersports

watersports is a sexual activity that some guys like to engage in -- one guy pisses on the face, body, genitals, or in the dude's mouth which he tries to drink.

In the cadet showers, I like to engage in watersports and suck a piss-gasm out of other cadets' morning wood !

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rope

A rope is a long rope-like cumshot.

Matt jacked me off and I shot ropes!

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toilet cum

toilet cum is the ivory-colored jizz a guy shoots in the toilet while jacking off there.

Somebody was beating their meat in the toilet and forgot to flush -- I saw a big load of toilet cum in it!

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preface

preface is the clear fluid that leaks out of a guy's dick prior to having a cumgasm ... preface = pre-cum

I'm a leaker -- When I jack off I always have pools of preface on my lower abs!

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flaccid

flaccid is how a guy's dick gets when someone thumps his nuts with their thumb and index finger while he's jacking off, resulting in a failed orgasm

Matt thumped my nuts as I was about to cum, and my hard dick got flaccid!

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